(Source: icanhasfit, via keep-calm-stay-healthy)
Fixed it again.
Favorite version. So accurate haha
dont fuck with me im bulking
“Old Economy Steve”
mad as hell
OMG YES THE HASNT APPLIED FOR A JOB SINCE JIMMY CARTER IS MY FUCKING MOM. STOPS TOPSTPOSTOPSOTPOPSOTPstop.
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
lol that must have taken effort- from both of them!
I’ve done it! I can now look in the mirror and say to myself- You look so hawt, girl, damn!
Had to learn self-confidence first, now that was tough. Way tougher than chin-ups and dumbbell curls.
Zombies, please clock in at under 5mph!
(Source: fatassnolonger, via tiny-vessels)
If it fits your macrosssssssssssssssssssss.